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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"
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"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."
"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"
"I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises. Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !"
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"
"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."
"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"
"Why do cannibals love eating people with epilepsy? Because their favorite side dish is Seizure Salad."
"Why-Fi: The existential Internet connection."
"I'm actually reasonably happy with Trump's presidency right now..... after all, he's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."