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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."
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"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""
"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."
"What time does an Asian go to the dentist? Toof Hurty."
"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."
"What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque."
"You know why they have a cock on the weather vane? If they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it. -An old fuck."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"
"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."