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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."

"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"

"Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie."

"Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill"

"I was going to come on here and make a Trump/Hitler/Jew joke But then it was loxed by the moderators."

"This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis? It's all just white noise."

"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."

"What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs? They have to sit in their own pew."

"Just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the England team. Yep she got off the bus look abit confused and then got back on went home."

"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."