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Joke of the Day

"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"

"me: they're having a special, buy 3 dvds get 1 free wife: so why do you have 4 space jam's? me: ...because it's buy 3 get 1 free"

"2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other. The first wave says ""Hey, are you okay?"" The second wave says ""Oh I'm fine It just Hertz"""

"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"

"Piggybaccks are like blowjobs Its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off"

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? A: He Apollo-gized."

"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."

"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"