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Joke of the Day

"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."

"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"

"I got my drug dealer arrested the other day Maybe next time you'll wish me happy birthday, mom"

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese."

"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."

"What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles."

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in fog? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."

"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."

"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."