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Joke of the Day

"bloke in the pub The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called ""stand and deliver"". I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant"

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."

"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."

"Who Let The Dogs Out? Ramsay Bolton."

"What do hand grenades and wives have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone."

"How do you become invisible? Get a child and then perform sex-altering surgery. Then you become a transparent."

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."

"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."

"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."