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Joke of the Day
"Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable."
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"How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even."
"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year It's about time."
"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."
"Is he sleazy? Yes. Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Did he act in a vulgar manner towards women? Certainly. But he's not running for President, his wife is."
"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."
"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"
"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."
"What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong? Ping Pong"