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Joke of the Day
"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""
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"How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea"
"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."
"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."
"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."
"Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump? Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!"
"combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name"
"My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs."
"A Chinese Man Does Stand-Up Comedy What is beautiful and delicious at the same time? Pussy"