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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."
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"NORAD tracking Santa? Really? That's what my tax dollars are going to? You're tracking a fictitious fat dude?"
"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""
"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"
"Trump. Ba Dum Tssss."
"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."
"Why are cars in Russia so slow? Because they are always stalin."
"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."
"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"If you could only eat one thing from the McDonald's menu for the rest of your life... How would you off yourself?"