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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying."
"Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula."
"Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes."
"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"
"Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right... I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet"
"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"
"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."