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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."
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"what does an italian eat when he's mad at his boss ? kielbasa (said with an italian accent)"
"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."
"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."
"That new vet really screwed up my pig's colonoscopy He's pretty ham-fisted"
"What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar? One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."
"If Barrack Obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay."
"I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight I'll be gaining."
"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"
"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""