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Joke of the Day

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."

"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."

"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."

"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"

"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"

"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"

"I kidnapped this girl last night... And she yelled ""Please, I don't want to die a virgin!"". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is."