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Joke of the Day
"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?"
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"Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run."
"She said YES! ..When I asked her if she was cheating on me."
"Your Joke Is Factually Incorrect - A Guide to Dying Alone."
"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."
"How was I supposed to know unleashing 342 cats in a club would turn to bone-chilling horror the instant the disco balls started up?"
"When does an astronaut eat his favourite meal? At launch time."
"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."
"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."
"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."