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Joke of the Day
"What did one train track say to the opposite track? Wanna race?"
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"What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed? WASWAS!"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."
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"A blind man walks into a bar. then a chair.. and then a table."
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"
"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"
"What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!"