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Joke of the Day
"Uma Thurman just got gender reassignment surgery. They're calling it 'the three-inch punch'"
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"Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV? His parents weren't 18 or older."
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself..."
"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"
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"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"
"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"
"I wanna work for a company where if you pass the drug test you get fired."
"I kissed a grill once. It was pretty hot."