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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar. then a chair.. and then a table."

"I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now."

"I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark."

"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."

"[NSFW] What's brown and rhymes with snoop Dr. Dre"

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."

"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."

"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."

"HR: You know why we called you down? Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking."