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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."
Next Joke
"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."
"If Hillary is elected..... will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?"
"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
"I'm unemployed, but now I can finally say I'm making six figures... although all of those figures are zeros."
"To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me"
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."