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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. ""She didn't like me."""

"Basketball would be a lot more exciting if each team was allowed one bear."

"""Oh man, that thing looks irritated"" - me, pulling into the airport parking lot and seeing my mother-in-law waiting on the curb"

"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."

"An alcoholic walks into a bar"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? ...Yarn"

"which came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."