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Joke of the Day
"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"
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"Why are magnets so arousing? They're very attractive."
"What did the cake say to the fat kid I am nutritious"
"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."
"A look into the mind of women..."
"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."
"Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time."
"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"
"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"