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Joke of the Day
"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."
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"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."
"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"
"Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there."
"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."
"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."
"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."