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Joke of the Day
"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."
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"Everybody who believes in telekinesis raise MY right hand."
"Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words? A cussomer."
"I'm holding a party for people who can never reach orgasm If you can't come let me know."
"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"
"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."
"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."
"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"
"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"