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Joke of the Day
"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"
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"My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way."
"If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like ""Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch."""
"Lemonade Stand At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
"She wants to know what I accomplished on my day off, but when I show her she yells at me for not flushing. Marriage is hard."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."
"My apartment looks like a Sims house before you figure out the cheat code for unlimited money."
"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."
"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4"