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Joke of the Day

"What famous actor is like a jail cell full of white guys? Niggaless Cage (My girlfriend came up with this today. We're not racist I swear. This just cracked me up.)"

"BREAKING: Hobbit director Peter Jackson's next huge undertaking to be 3-part movie series of The Cheesecake Factory menu."

"What's an emo's favorite file type? .rar"

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."

"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."

"*1st day on prozac* Me: These are awesome! What am I supposed to take tomorrow? Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops."

"What did the bishop say to the priest? It's my turn."

"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"

"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"

"What branch of government actually listens to the people? [The NSA !](/spoiler)"