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Joke of the Day
"What did the bishop say to the priest? It's my turn."
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"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."
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"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!"
"The amount of duplicates on this subreddit"