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Joke of the Day

"*1st day on prozac* Me: These are awesome! What am I supposed to take tomorrow? Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops."

"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"

"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."

"I have 7,777 followers. Shouldn't coins be coming out of my computer or something? #gyp"

"A quick joke that my friend thought up over dinner Why do sailors marry busty women? To forever see the seven C's"

"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."

"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."

"[skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind"

"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."

"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""