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Joke of the Day
"The Queen shouted at some pigeons and they died. Talk about killing two birds with one's tone."
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"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
"7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, ""Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."""
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