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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
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"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"
"I never got why nice guys don't get all the girls... I mean they do finish last, I thought girls liked that."
"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"
"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."
"I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble."
"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."
"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."
"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."
"What's Sauron's favorite soft drink? Mountain Dewm"