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Joke of the Day
"Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway"
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"I have sexdaily *dyslexia"
"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."
"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"
"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic."
"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."
"Why won't alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy"
"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."
"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"