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"Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff"
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"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."
"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"Gay Bread What do you call a gay piece of bread? A fagguette. A fa"
"1) Find short Irish guy 2) teach him to rap. 3) Become manager. Name him Leprechaunye West 4) wait for $ to roll in"
"When your girlfriend says ""I love you"" reply with ""I love you more!"" Because relationships are competitions that must be won."
"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""
"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows."
"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."