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Joke of the Day

"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too! HERMIT CRAB: i do. where'd you find yours? T: i was born with it HC: *scoff* ok princess"

"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"

"This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone."

"To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters."

"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."

"You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with ""but in a good way""."