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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"

"The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs. She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead."

"What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"

"There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day. 2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself. 3. You can make new friends every day."

"Political(& Subtle) Joke Why was the Tree afraid of the Bush? Because the Bush did 9/11"

"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."

"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"