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Joke of the Day

"Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin"

"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!"

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year."

"You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself."

"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."

"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."

"[tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY"

"I honestly respect reality show people for the sole fact they can do their interviews weeks later and speak as if it's presently happening"

"I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Canadian customs and shouted ""Why y'all checkin' me?! Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"""

"Some people are like pennies. Two-Faced And Worthless."