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Joke of the Day

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!"

"How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan"

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight."

"Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out."

"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed."

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."

"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."

"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."

"I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic."