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Joke of the Day

"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""

"Really the only way to look cool eating a salad is to shoot it into your mouth with a crossbow."

"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"

"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"The Big C Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried. ""What's the matter?"" I asked. ""I've got the big C,""he said. ""What, cancer?"" ""No, dyslexia."""

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."