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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !"

"What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday."

"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."

"Leading up to the wedding (NAME) has been on a whiskey diet. His lost three days already."

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

"Why did the hippy drown at the beach? Because he was too far out mannnn."

"My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming ""HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!"" and hung up. Should make him wonder a lil bit."

"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"

"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."

"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"