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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
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"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."
"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"
"What's Black and Yellow that makes everyone laugh? a school bus full of Negros going off a cliff."
"It was so cold out... I was cold out today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."
"To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman- ""You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."""
"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."
"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."
"What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes."
"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."