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Joke of the Day
"What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes."
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"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."
"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""
"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"
"What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month."
"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"
"Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned."
"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""