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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."

"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"

"I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets."

"I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. It was a shih tzu."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."

"I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally"

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."