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Joke of the Day

"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."

"The president says 60% of Americans don't know math -- 60%. So what if 60% don't know math? What about the 85% that do know math?"

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"

"I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's."

"Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart and 4 people asked me to defend them in Drug Possession Cases. Court starts Monday."

"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."

"Why does 71 like 68? Because 68 69 70."

"I can only imagine the sorts of crazy, sexy pictures of coffee that people are hiding in those ""private"" instagram accounts."

"Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic."