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Joke of the Day

"That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."

"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."

"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."

"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love' and on the back they say 'But I wont do that!'"

"I work a desk job in an AT&T franchise building I can never get any work done because the internet keeps going down..."

"Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first."

"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."

"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."

"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."

"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."