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Joke of the Day

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!!"

"Christmas is canceled this year. Hoe HOoo HOe Hooo Hoooo were his last words as Kanye gunned him down for disrespecting his woman."

"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."

"Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar.............. [removed]"

"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."

"I've decided I want to start a career in Mirror Cleaning It's just something I can see myself doing."

"I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed ""take a nap"" with ""piece of crap"" so don't tell me about your parenting skills."

"What do you call a two-headed lesbian dinosaur? Eat-a-lotta-puss"

"hi What did the painter say to the paint can? A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)"

"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."