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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"
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"My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba."
"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"
"F.Y.I. ~~ hand jobs from girls who speak sign language....do in fact, count as blow jobs"
"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."
"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."
"My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?"
"What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common? Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen."
"You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like ""Screw it let's just move?"" That's why we're exploring space"
"Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch."