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Joke of the Day

"Where do frogs come from? They're German and a tad-polish"

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken."

"I've finally found some direction in life, so I'm throwing a going a way party."

"What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe."

"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"