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Joke of the Day

"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."

"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."

"The guy who named the peacock was just trying to make himself feel better."

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer"

"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."

"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"

"I used to indecisive, now I'm not so sure....."

"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."

"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."