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Joke of the Day
"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"
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"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."""
"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come."
"My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)"
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts"
"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""