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Joke of the Day
"If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say ""like"""
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"In England butchers price meat by how they smell... ...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent."
"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."
"What's black, purple, and hates sex? The kid in my trunk."
"today I matched speeds with a car on the highway so I could make eye contact with a dog in the backseat"
"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"
"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"
"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"