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Joke of the Day

"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"Sometimes I put a ""for sale"" sign in my neighbor's yard and pray the power of suggestion works."

"Q: Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other ""Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"" A: The other replies ""That was no piccolo that was my fife."""

"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"

"On hold with IKEA. The message just told me ""there's more to life than furniture."" Time to reevaluate everything I thought I knew."

"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."

"According to daytime tv commercials..just by being alive, you may entitled to compensation from somebody and a lawyer is there to get paid"