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Joke of the Day

"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."

"(nsfw)A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies, ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""

"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."

"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."

"Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming."

"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"