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Joke of the Day

"What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!"

"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."

"You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend."

"I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in."

"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"

"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."

"Whenever I'm bored, I call one of my parents and ask them to describe how the internet works."

"What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests"

"I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm."

"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."