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Joke of the Day
"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"
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"Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side."
"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""
"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"
"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."
"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."
"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."
"I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions."
"What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"- What do we want? - A cure for ADD! - When do we want it? - Ducks. I liked a movie. I'm hungry."