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Joke of the Day
"Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Scared you didn't I?"
Next Joke
"Apologizing for canceling a meeting is like saying sorry for buying me a beer."
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"Don't be sad when you find expired food in your pantry. Be happy you outlived it."
"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."
"If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends."
"May I talk to you about Jesus Christ? - how I get out of any situation"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? *wait for it* Because they grew out of their B-shells!"
"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."
"What does a hippy say when you ask him to leave? Namaste"