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Joke of the Day
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent! (Credit to the first dad who said this) EDIT: I fucked up the joke, thanks /u/Daviddddddd"
"An elegant man call the mailman the other day. This double oval shape organ"
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"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."
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